THEATER WORKING & NEW FEATURE!
Hello peeps, this is Talia here to let you know that the Patchlickers Pay Per View Theater is working once more! You can find it by clicking the “THEATER” link in the top navigation, or by typing http://theater.patchlickers.com into a browser. This is some top-notch stuff…don’t miss it!!
I’ve also added a text version to each archived day’s listings, which can be found here: http://patchlickers.com/archives/text_01.php. You will also find it naturally if you’re used to using the daily text update.
YayyyYYYYYYYY!!! 
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May 28, 2008
THE WORD
It’s good. Sometimes it can even be great. Am I high on crack? Not yet.
Once I accomplish something major, I have a lot to say… maybe not a lot to write, but I do have to consciously shut my mouth. I’m experiencing one of those moments right now. Enough suspense already. You guys don’t care about words, do ya? :laughs: I do.
I managed to avert near disaster in a number of ways tonight. Let’s just be thankful we can look at patchlickers right now. For a good 45 minutes, I thought the database was going to make my server explode, but it just needed a bit of optimization. Look at me go! I’ve actually learned something while building this site. Ahhhhh… soak it up. It’s a feeling… A feeling much like Victory.
May 27, 2008
JUST ONE MORE CHANGE…
Hi everyone, sorry for the interruption with the thumbnail previews. I just wanted to make one last tweak with the sizing on the archives pages before settling on things for good. Maybe I’m optimistic, but I think I can get things back to normal by tomorrow’s update… at least the small thumbs, anyway. In the meanwhile, be sure to check out my blog and the text listings if you haven’t already. Hey — at least this time I know what the problem is!
May 5, 2008
Patchlickers Theater
It’s about time the small-stuff comes to fruition, even if some things will just be temporary fixes. What am I talking about? The Patchlickers Theater.
You don’t want to miss-out on everything my new Lesbian-Only pay per view theater has to offer, but things are going to get even better in a few months when the theater switches formats to flash-video. The best part? Most of the movies will only require that you sign up for a free account to watch them! I’ll get you more details later.
For now, enjoy my 99% completed site! I’ll be adding a lot more links and li’l things here and there, but we’re getting close. Speaking of which, I’m just about to tackle the “favorite sites” section of Patchlickers, and will post again once it’s completed. Whew… Looks like a nice one outside… Yawn! 
Oh, it would be a huge favor if you would post a comment on my blog if you have a preference on my new theater. If enough of you like the current format (pay per view/download) vs. flash video (ie porn tube), I may just keep both once the time comes. After all, my goal is to keep everyone happy. Don’t be shy! I had to enforce registration to avoid inevitable spamming, so please take the time to sign up. THANKS!!!! T
April 28, 2008
Code-Monkey
EEE-EEE!!!
I’ve been a busy macaque the last few days. Sorry if you’ve stumbled across something that didn’t work quite right. Anyway, I’ve been flip-flopping on a few design things; the Harvest the Hotties sidebar, for one.
Don’t worry. The “Cream of the Crop” isn’t going anywhere on the daily updates page(s). It just didn’t seem to fit on the archived gallery pages. I thought you might appreciate some bonus content there instead.
More on that soon!
Have a great week, T
