I’ve also added a text version to each archived day’s listings, which can be found here: http://patchlickers.com/archives/text_01.php. You will also find it naturally if you’re used to using the daily text update.

YayyyYYYYYYYY!!!

Once I accomplish something major, I have a lot to say… maybe not a lot to write, but I do have to consciously shut my mouth.  I’m experiencing one of those moments right now.  Enough suspense already.  You guys don’t care about words, do ya?  :laughs:  I do. 

I managed to avert near disaster in a number of ways tonight.  Let’s just be thankful we can look at patchlickers right now.  For a good 45 minutes, I thought the database was going to make my server explode, but it just needed a bit of optimization.  Look at me go!  I’ve actually learned something while building this site. Ahhhhh… soak it up.  It’s a feeling… A feeling much like Victory. 

*Note: I’ve removed the “listen now” buttons from each post since it seemed to slow down the page loading quite a bit, but you can still access the podcasts here:
CLICK HERE FOR PODCASTS/AUDIO FEED!
I think I may have found a different service with a female robot… more on that later!

What about the little flag icons, you ask? I also found a nice way to translate my blog into five additional languages. It throws the layout of my site a bit out of whack, but you can always look at the English version for the details.

Questions, comments? Just let me know!

Have an easy week.

What’s left on my to do list? Not much… mainly reviewing a ton of new galleries, and finally iron-out the “my latest obsession” blurb. I was considering adding a blog post there, but found that the ‘welcome’ space on each page is a much better place to communicate. If you’re happy with what you see, or if you have a suggestion for something you’d like to see, please place your comments on my blog. How do you get there? Just click the “comments” link at the bottom of any post. I’ve reopened my comments to non-registered users, so it’s as easy as sending a text message.

Back soon!
~T

Hey everyone! I’m sure you’ve noticed that everything is working once again, but I’m here to let you know the detail. All the thumbnail previews have been generated, and the database seems to be generating the correct results in almost every case. It seems that some of the “Cream of the Crop” gallery thumbs are confused, but I think that will resolve itself once new galleries replace the old. Ya know, you can help fix that problem by clicking on a ton of new/unique galleries. Don’t go out of your way, though. I know you’re on a mission while you’re here.

That’s it for now. I’m going back to enjoying my weekend. Look for a new (variety-packed) update in a few hours.

Things should be back to normal by tomorrow. In the meanwhile, you may want to try my text listings and archived galleries.

The link to my newly-competed “Site Reviews” section would help: Browse reviews here!

You should also bookmark the Patchlickers mobile version here if you’re a cell-phone porn surfer. Let me know if you have any kinks/bugs, while you’re at it. Thanks!!

Don’t let work get you down! Get your work down.

~T

You don’t want to miss-out on everything my new Lesbian-Only pay per view theater has to offer, but things are going to get even better in a few months when the theater switches formats to flash-video. The best part? Most of the movies will only require that you sign up for a free account to watch them! I’ll get you more details later.

For now, enjoy my 99% completed site! I’ll be adding a lot more links and li’l things here and there, but we’re getting close. Speaking of which, I’m just about to tackle the “favorite sites” section of Patchlickers, and will post again once it’s completed. Whew… Looks like a nice one outside… Yawn!

Oh, it would be a huge favor if you would post a comment on my blog if you have a preference on my new theater. If enough of you like the current format (pay per view/download) vs. flash video (ie porn tube), I may just keep both once the time comes. After all, my goal is to keep everyone happy. Don’t be shy! I had to enforce registration to avoid inevitable spamming, so please take the time to sign up. THANKS!!!! T

I’ve been a busy macaque the last few days. Sorry if you’ve stumbled across something that didn’t work quite right. Anyway, I’ve been flip-flopping on a few design things; the Harvest the Hotties sidebar, for one.

Don’t worry. The “Cream of the Crop” isn’t going anywhere on the daily updates page(s). It just didn’t seem to fit on the archived gallery pages. I thought you might appreciate some bonus content there instead.

More on that soon!

Have a great week, T