Patchlickers is shaping-up just a little better than Randy Marsh’s Internet Porn Simulator, don’t ya think? If you haven’t seen this week’s South Park, it’s a good one!

So.. this is my first blog post, and I hope you make a point to check back because — hey — I’m a bitch with a lot to say. LOL. Ya, twenty hours of coding in the last twenty four hours has made me a bit loopy. In fact, I’m at the “Randy Marsh Explosion” point.

Oh, don’t you worry. I have a lot of bonus lesbian pictures and movies lying around that just didn’t fit anywhere else on my site. I’ll be posting a heap o’ patchlickers here before too long, so don’t be a stranger!

Cheers!